LW found a part-time job working as a taster.
Dubious asks for assistance since he doesn’t have a thumb.
Dubious: Gets date drunk on Cuervcat, saves Gato Wabo for himself.
LW is shocked—shocked, I tell you.
July 24 is National Tequila Day (not “to-kill-a”) which means that it’s time for LOLCats to party. The cats are going to gather tonight at the speakeasy, so remember that the password is “meow”.