First and most important LIE. We have the lying champion for president and we must keep him. Do not work, for the world owes us a living. There are plenty of people that will give me what I want, let them work and will steal from them and their families.
I shall strive to be a
obese burden on society bloodsucker.
Use any excuse when cornered with the truth, especially race.
Never pass an opportunity to mouth off when I can run and hide but never when I will have to back up what I say.
Always ask for what I don't need and throw a tantrum when I can't have it blaming the rich and another race for my laziness.
At every occasion talk about what I have no clue about and when proven wrong claim I am right and the others are bigots.
Cling to abominations to God and hate Christians.
VOTE OUT THE ILLEGAL ALIEN AMERICAN HATING LYING TRAITOR ABOMINATION TO GOD RACIST GOD HATING MUSLIM IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!