Beelzebub and Jezebel are ashamed to announce the marriage of their spawn to the pick of the litter from the Koch family farms.
The date for the nuptials has not been determined. They are still trying to haggle a discount from the minister.
Due to each family being cheap, a bar will not be provided at the reception. Beelzebub was quoted as saying, "Let them drink tea." However, Jezebel indicated that Kool-Aid will also be provided (unsweetened--sugar costs money after all).